Stonercident

1. Something stupid or funny that happened only because the person was stoned.
2. Something stupid or funny that would not have happened, unless you were stoned.

1. Forgetting to put the food back in the freezer was a Stonercident.

2.Throwing the mouldy fruit in to the recycling instead of the garbage or compost, was a Stonercident.

3. Eating a whole family pack of Oreos and, ten minutes later you start looking for the Oreos again so you can eat them, is a Stonercident.

by Monthego December 24, 2022

stonerstition

Portmanteau of the words "stoner" and "superstition". A rumor about something that concerns drug use or drug law that isn't true.

Dave: "Hey Ralph, did you know that you can smoke pot in front of the police in Russia?"
Ralph: "Dude, that's not true. That's just a stonerstition."
Ralph: "Did you hear about this IV injectable form of hash oil being developed?"
Dave: "Now YOU'RE the one being stonerstitious!"

by Squeecme May 13, 2011

stokertits

When someone’s uses their breasts as a means of fueling or adding conflict to a situation.

I tried to have a conversation with Jenny the other day and she just stokertits the whole situation.

by dafatcat April 24, 2018

Stonercise

The act of forgetting to do something due to smoking marijuana and the additional exercise that comes from it.

I never get angry when I've forgotten something at the place I've just smoked weed because I'm getting stonercise!

by G IN DESIGN February 4, 2018