by renegade May 15, 2005
when you find a chick who only likes to have sex in the dark, and you are forced to feel your way around her body.
"hey man, how was that hot red head you took home last night? did the carpet match the drapes?"
"i dunno man, i had to stevie wonder her ass."
"ahh, well, thats what hands are for."
"i dunno man, i had to stevie wonder her ass."
"ahh, well, thats what hands are for."
by castrololo February 19, 2010
To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"
by Mike Spencbrough November 12, 2009
The head bob unknowingly performed by a person resisting falling asleep, normally caused by sever boredom. The head roll mimics the movements of the legendary musical performer.
Mike: Did you see Tim Stevie Wonder that lunch and learn?
Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.
Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.
by jabronez July 26, 2010
When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.
"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"
by Johnathan Jones 69 September 30, 2009
another way of saying no wonder, except using the famous Stevie Wonder as an example of saying you can be blind and still see what's going on.
First Guy: Hey it's raining
Second Guy: No Stevie Wonder...
Bedrock ft. Young Lloyd Ft. Young Money
Rapper Gudda Gudda;
I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cause She Know She Bad,
Second Guy: No Stevie Wonder...
Bedrock ft. Young Lloyd Ft. Young Money
Rapper Gudda Gudda;
I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cause She Know She Bad,
by youngmoney999 December 15, 2009
The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.
by TheJackel11 November 10, 2021