Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

Steveland Cleamer by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018

steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

steveland cleamer by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

Steveland Cleamer by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

When a person takes a shit on their lesbian mother's tit's and then proceeds to tity fuck her. Popularized by Steven P. Nichols.

Oz-"Last night Steve gave his mom a Steveland Cleamer"

Fritz-"how did she like it"

Oz-"She didn't"

Steveland Cleamer by TheOzwald October 23, 2009