Steve Job

The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.

Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!

by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011

Steve Job

when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device

dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.

by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011

Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

by steve lol February 17, 2013

Steve Job

This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.

"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"

by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013

Steve Job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.

The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.

by Ipod Dome Lover August 25, 2010

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.

"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."

by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021