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A man who knows everything. He's been on the planet for longer than anyone knows. He has the solution to any problem you can think of. He's the wisest and most generous person who will always see the best in people, sometimes it will get the better of him. Also, he’s probably Italian.
Stefano
Stefano by Tc3qL7p November 23, 2021
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A Pedophile that likes older women and little girls. He’d basically ask out any female
Did you hear that Stefano asked out Elizabeth for the 9th time and still got rejected!!?? Wow so desperate
Stefano by Stardad69 September 6, 2019
A term used to describe a male who is an overweight, fatass retard thinks he's good at everything when in fact he sucks, and whose favorite phrase is "proskill". Also may be gay, and thinks he's hot.
Stefano: What'd you get on the math test? I got 45%. I OWN you with my proskills!
Random kid: Um, that's great... I got 90%.
Stefano: *tries to slug random kid in head but misses and slugs self instead*
Random kid: Oh, yes. You OWN me.
stefano by Bobert (Imma girl) December 6, 2006
Stefano is a person born only for another girl who is called Irene, he loves everything of her<333
Irene says: Ho proprio voglia di-
So Stefano says: -SUSHI
Stefano by Er cipolla November 21, 2021
Italian. Adjective: an effeminate male marked by his gentle wrists and gay accent who identifies himself as heterosexual and is also homophobic. They appear to be unashamed or unaware of their feminine mannerisms while making unrepentant homophobic remarks and passive-aggressive] bullying.
Jessica: "Your manager hit on me. I thought he was gay?"

John: "Well... he's a stefano. He has 3 ex-wives, five kids and picks on gay guys, but yeah.. we can feel the wind gust from his flailing wrists all through the building."
stefano by grimseether1111 August 27, 2013
Stefanos tend to be a noob when you talk to him or play with him. They tend to not really take note in what they do.
Stefano is yet again using dirt to get away from his troubles
Stefano by PRPLPC May 26, 2018
Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense in other words terahydrobiopterin is a rare metabolic disorder that increases the blood levels of phenylalanine. Phenylalanine is an amino acid obtained through the diet. It is found in all proteins and in some artificial sweeteners. If tetrahydrobiopterin deficiency is not treated, excess phenylalanine can build up to harmful levels in the body, causing intellectual disability and other serious health problems.
I have stefano I need help!
stefano by Helpz November 7, 2017