by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019
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"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
by novahyper34 August 31, 2020
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An act committed in conjunction with a vehicle in which an individual obtains an arbitrary cut of meat (preferably with no bones) and proceeds to warm it up to a suitable temperature (preferably 10 to 15 degrees above ambient). The said individual then lines the inner wall of the vehicles exhaust pipe with this warm cut of meat then proceeds to insert fully erect penis (must be fully erect for best results). The individual can then make sweet, sweaty, salty love to the vehicle via exhaust pipe. It helps if the vehicle is parked on an incline (please ensure parking brake is engaged). If this procedure lasts longer than 30 minutes it is recommended to turn on the vehicle to keep the meat warm. For a more advanced technique try steakpiping whilst having a friend rev the engine. Also, dual exhaust allows for more populated steakpiping fun. Try quad exhaust in a party situation only!
My neighbor just recently purchased an Aston Martin. While he was at work yesterday, my buddy and I snuck over, took the keys, and steakpiped the shit out of it!! Today I had to call in sick due to an untimely backfire searing the tip shut.
by zelaznog April 11, 2009
Get the steakpipe mug.When a couple is having sex in a sauna, both dressed in railroad conductor outfits, the woman doggy-style position, and the man doing her from behind. Then, right when the male partner is about to explode with jizz, he takes it out of the ass or vagina and points his penis up in the air and says "All Aboard!!" This is supposed to represent a steampipe from a train.
Last night Fred went to the local sauna with his wife and repeatedly steampiped her like a true train conductor.
by Zucchini January 16, 2008
Get the steampiped mug.The act of two friends bonding by inserting opposite ends of one common hose into two individual buttholes, farts are then passed back and forth from person to person via the hose.
by Redwrinkle May 16, 2018
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noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\
Definition of STEAMPIE
a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).
b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual
Variations
-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun
Uses
Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.
Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.
Origins
First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.
While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\
Definition of STEAMPIE
a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).
b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual
Variations
-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun
Uses
Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.
Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.
Origins
First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.
While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:
The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.
Example 2:
The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.
Example 3:
"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.
With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.
Example 2:
The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.
Example 3:
"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.
With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
by Ubius February 4, 2017
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