Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling or seeing your dick when you aren't fully erect

You: I hope when she come over she don't get to it real quick
Homie: Why not don't you want to get her?
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: Oh yeah if she try it early she gon' think it's 3 inches ha

by matricksman October 9, 2015

Stacephobia

The fear of getting Stacy in total drama roblox

This is a real phobia that had caused many serious issues ...
You NEVER want to get Stacy in this game or you WILL get bullied below is a real situation that has indeed happened

"Omg I wonder who ima get todayyyy"
"Ok lemme jump and type in chat to see who I got-"
"Is that STACY are you having a bloody laugh my stacephobia cant do this no more are you mad are you mental are you crazy nahhh I can't do this Willie wanka shit"
'Instantly dies'

by LETS GO 🦅 October 14, 2023

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Santaphobia

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Swagaphobia

To be afraid of the swag exhibited by another person.

"That bitch has swagaphobia"

by #swagaphobia October 11, 2011

Snagaphobia

extreme or irrational fear of sausages.

Mateo, “hey Greg! Are you coming to the barbecue tonight?”
Greg, “nah, I can’t! I have extreme snagaphobia!”

by Ewo_ October 19, 2022