When a stalker begins to analyze you in the hope that either;
a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or
b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or
b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
"Spare me the stalkalysis."
"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."
Example of stalkalysis:
"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."
or
"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."
Example of stalkalysis:
"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."
or
"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
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The act of chronic stalking i.e. by telephone, by facebook, myspace, or even the drive by at the home or workplace when uninvited. To never leave a person alone and not take a hint the person dont want you!
Person 1: Damn girl! Why your inbox full? 50 missed private calls? Who the hell knocking at the door?!
Person 2: Girl, cuz Im soooo stalkaliscious
Person 2: Girl, cuz Im soooo stalkaliscious
by Miss Molly P Pimpin February 3, 2010
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Noun. The database maintained by an internet stalker on every single internet post and cyber-activity it's target has ever initiated.
Hanratty69 was able to add to his stalkapedia on Sunshine101 when she posted to her friends that she had a new job.
by Paisley_Posey March 1, 2013
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