stairs

The thing he told you about and it hurts

guy: i cant wait to play all these games
also guy: oh crap I'm falling down these friggin stairs
guy 2: I WARNED YOU I TOLD YOU DOG
also also guy: it keeps happening!!111
also also also guy: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
also guy 2: I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

by GaymerMcBoomer November 16, 2020

THE STAIRS

The stairs are a worldwide event that happens every 69 years when this event happens are stairs in the world become infinite even if you are on the stairs at the time the stairs will become infinite

Oh no THE STAIRS happend and I'm stuck on the stairs

by Sans car April 15, 2020

avetard stairs

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.

One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Apple Stairs

The biggest opp of the century

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️

by Zesteas October 16, 2021

stair-banging

An act described as a rough humping on a flight of stairs.

In "A History of Violence" Viggo Mortensen got some hot steamy stair-banging.

by BRizzau May 12, 2006

Stair kids

Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.

Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?

Person 2: Stair kids bro

Person 1: WTF is that one doing?

Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.

Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.

by D-R3K February 07, 2009

Dane Stair

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.

Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*

by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010