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Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie/Wedding" movie series.

Noun: Someone who is optimistic, self-centered, and completely oblivious to his effects on others.

Verb: When a person completely ruins something by obliviously being himself.
"Dude, we were having a good time, until Bob started dancing and completely stifflered the party."
by NewsBruin January 15, 2004
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staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain
Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp
by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019
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Stiffler

the real definition for stiffler is a ledegenary guy how holds great status amoungst males and females.
what Ian pulled three ladies then had sex with them all? yeah but he's no stiffler.
by SeanX May 13, 2003
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Bone Snaffler

Bone Snaffler: When someone rails a line of coke of a guy's dick.
"Hey, where's gary?
Oh shit, look, he's over there giving that guy a bone snaffler."
by Notan Drew December 14, 2008
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Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.
Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!
by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015
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Sneaky Stiffler

When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.
"Man, that was a great party last night."

"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."
by Sneaky Stiffler February 4, 2009
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Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie" movie series.
Noun: The fucking monster, the fucking evil, or the fucing king ....

Who wants to enjoy the life with girls....
No tension at all..
And do not do real love...
My name is Stiffler and i love to Fuck...
by Akhilesh Stiffler... November 23, 2010
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