St. Patrick's Day Eve

Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.

by Soe302 March 18, 2009

St. Patrick's Day shits

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008

St. Patrick's Day Surprise

Leaving a green colored bowel movement in the toilet for some one to find on St. Patrick's Day

It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.

by I want some crack March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

St. Patrick's day miracle

A rare event that turns in your favour the odds of succeding in any given situation which would have otherwise had a negative outcome

Ex. 1: The last train for home was late just enough to allow me to board it. It really was a saint patrick's day miracle
Ex. 2: Thanks to a st. patrick's day miracle the professor got distracted for the whole exam and i managed to cheat and pass it

by Dr. Julius No March 2, 2026

fake st. patrick's day

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019