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St. Patrick's Day shits 

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.
Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

St. Patrick's Day Surprise 

Leaving a green colored bowel movement in the toilet for some one to find on St. Patrick's Day
It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.

St. Patrick's day troll 

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.
Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

St. Patrick's day miracle

A rare event that turns in your favour the odds of succeding in any given situation which would have otherwise had a negative outcome
Ex. 1: The last train for home was late just enough to allow me to board it. It really was a saint patrick's day miracle
Ex. 2: Thanks to a st. patrick's day miracle the professor got distracted for the whole exam and i managed to cheat and pass it

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town
hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green
My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩