You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.
Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty