squirter

the male ejaculation x 10

god damn!

by jeeves September 28, 2006

Squirter

Someone who over posts on social media.

Jasmine is such a squirter, she's been squirting all day about her break up.

Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.

by Shon J March 17, 2015

Squirter

Someone who likes to brag or boast about themselves

I'm tired of all these squirters talking about how cool they were in high school.

Jackson squirted so much about his basketball game that he flooded my room.

by TheYoungGuapo September 13, 2018

Squirter

Noun; the device used to change the channel on a television that is formally known as the remote.

Oi, chuck dad the squiter.
That's a nice squirter.
Bought a new squirter and it is incredibly accurate for up to 4 metres.

by Theodore bunderberg October 17, 2020

Squirter

A squirter is a girl that is also a water type Pokémon that breaks beds with cowboys named dahni

Dam she is a squirter

by Darladadog69 August 20, 2021

Squirter

When a song is so orgasmic that you get body-chills

"Anything Subtronics releases is a squirter."

"Yeah, Scream-Saver squirts!"

by Honeylilt February 17, 2024

Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

by Evidentary October 1, 2014