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Squidbrains

Squidbrains is an insult used to describe anyone that appears to be incompetent or fails to respond to issues in a way that would be expected based on their position or status.
This word was invented by kanye west who used it while insulting the staff at Bonnaroo in an angry letter.
Kanye west: I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Reasonable person: Wow, Kanye sure went all out with the caps on that angry blog letter! One might even suggest that he is squidbrains.
by hayleymore August 14, 2008
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Squided

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.
Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!
by KragothTBD June 7, 2014
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squidram

A)At a dance, a Humptrain/grindeline involving 5 or more people (the largest on record is 23).
B)In conversation, a threat, usually involving violent fornication, but specifically defined as to have such rough anal sex that the dominant's penis becomes shreaded, much like the tentacles of a squid. It is unknown what effect this has on the anus of the reciever, though it must hurt like hell.
A)"They had 15 people in a squidram at the dance last night!"
B)"Ben said he'd squidram Jake if he didn't help out."
by Ben, Andy, and Justin December 25, 2007
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squidartha

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
by topo the mouse January 19, 2019
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Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."
by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013
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squiter bites

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.
This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.
by DrapeMasterD May 29, 2008
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squidrin

squidrin is a top secret society created by the governing body at caravan club. It wishes to promote squids at events #livelongandsquidrin
by Squidrinlee April 8, 2016
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