squishmallows

literally mental support. your only friends

'what you gonna do tonight'
'probably cry on my squishmallows and eat'
'can i come'

by faya April 19, 2022

Squishmellow

A pillow/stuffed animal that infinitely soft and infinitely cute.
Squishmellow come in all shapes and sizes but big or small, cat or pineapple, there all adorable and waiting for a human to take them home.

Alexis just bought a new squishmellow, it is a cow.

by 787757421748422 February 26, 2021

squishmallows

the best therapist I've ever had 10/10 would recommend, they come in all shapes and sizes, are very diverse, and very good listeners

squishmallows are soft round (usually) flammable creatures, they usually should not be watered or fed as they are very low maintenance

by Viacant.talk December 10, 2022

Squishmallow

The best things ever. A little plushie toy ♡︎A stress reliever that won't scream unlike your little cousin.

Timmothy has 580000 squishmallows

by HiImmentalyill December 6, 2022

Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022

move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

squishmallow

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022