A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
by bludgeon April 10, 2003
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Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.
Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!
by nessa64 June 11, 2003
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masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick
Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.
by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART July 22, 2008
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A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.
slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.
by militia_maniac May 27, 2004
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A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?
by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008
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To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.
For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!
by Pubert Tongue April 30, 2006
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