Sporkulate

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.

"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation

by Luggnutter August 18, 2024

spookular

spectacularly spooky, janky, ugly, and weird (all of the above times 2)

Gabbi is spookular.

Gabbi: I'm waiting on my boyfriend to pick me up
Gabbi's boyfriend walks in
Jen: oohhh, spookular

by Jen - Tila March 14, 2008