by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005
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Get the sporadic mug.One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
What a spooner, he must have money.
by william graham January 29, 2007
Get the Spoondick mug.The act of being a dick, strategically
"Rather than being a pushover, he implemented a level of stradickery while negotiating that contract."
"He said no but made them feel good about it. What a complete master of stradickery."
"He said no but made them feel good about it. What a complete master of stradickery."
by The Fun Zone November 4, 2021
Get the Stradickery mug.An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".
Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009
Get the Spoondick mug.Is the combination of spontaneous and irrational actions and judgments. Typically used in reference to crimes of passion, driving, LJ’s, inebriated arguments and generally messing things up.
Teezy: "Damn Sean that was some sporatic shit"
Pib: "woah"
Teezy: "Now we gotta dip before the cops get here"
Pib: "woah"
Teezy: "Now we gotta dip before the cops get here"
by Grimm231 January 19, 2009
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by Zhengyu Yin October 17, 2005
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