spilling the milk

When you're about about to have sex with a really hot girl but end up jizzing your pants before taking it all the way.

Guy1: Dude I almost had sex with that hot girl from the bar.

Guy2: What happened.

Guy1: I ended up spilling the milk.

by Broseiden88 March 25, 2011

Crying over spilled milk

When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.

He: I'm already out
Her: It's no use crying over spilled milk

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Spilling The Milk

An obnoxious YouTuber who watches cartoons with his friends and makes unnecessary sexual jokes about mostly characters who are children

Person A: " Omg bro do you watch Spilling the Milk?? "

Person B: " Dude, what the fuck is your problem? "

by BrianGriffinIsMyBoyfriend November 27, 2022

Spilling Milk

To overly simp for a fictional character generally one from an anime

Hey look at that pedo spilling milk for an osakan high schooler lets wet him up!

by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025

spilling milk

1. To cum inside of the vagina in most cases by accident and it’s a strong possibility that you need to buy the female a plan B or other forms of pregnancy guidance.
2. To supersoak a female with your cum

“Damn it was so good last night. She got me out here spilling milk”

by darkandlovely November 12, 2017

spilling milk

cumming slowly

Hey Paul! I am spilling milk right now!
what.

by GuyInSpace September 20, 2023