speedom

A five minute song where Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko and Eminem rap faster than humanly possible about rapping fast and vagina holes.

"Bro, you heard that song about the flight attendant from Idaho that took an antenna in the vagina hole?"
"Yeah bro, that song had some serious Speedom."

by YourTeamIsAss January 15, 2017

Pedos in Speedos

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

speeto

A speeto is a person shamelessly addicted to amphetamines, or speed.

"Luke is such a fucking speeto"

by Lillllia March 6, 2023

speedo

A proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

I wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

by Ashoka July 12, 2006

speedom

Speedom is the ability to rap faster than the average human. It is also a song by Tech n9ne featuring Krizz Kaliko and Eminem.

"that guy's rapping is on Speedom level."

by MegaJared March 27, 2017

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad

What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)

by Snake July 19, 2006

speedoholic

1)A person addicted to speed.

(Just like alcoholic is a person addicted to alcohol.)

2)A rash driver

3)One who can't drive slow

Michael Schumacher is a speedoholic

by speedoholic July 30, 2010