speedy

A person who ejaculates very immaturely. Almost as if just the touch of a women causes them to squirt man goo all over.

Jordan nutted after only 2 minutes.

by taeeh February 12, 2003

speedy

One Of Great Acceleration

Wow, the anti-christ is speedy

by Kayvon December 20, 2004

speedis

Sloth sitting on a tortoise

"That Lachy is such an australian speedis"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

speedy

A lovable character of a slow, sleepy and greedy disposition. Notoriously unable to respond quickly to all forms of communication and is often dictated to by Cyril.

Sorry for my speedy reply, i was visiting the hub and couldn't take my phone!

by MGQ - weaves February 18, 2010

speedy

The best adjective to describe somebody on the drug of speed.

Hey speedy, go get me my McBiggot sammich!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

speedy

Call someone this when they are actually extremely slow at comprehending the English language. In the event of this, it is called sarcasm.

someone says a joke...

5 minutes later, the person finally comes to it and says, "oh i get it!" when actually the joke finished 4minutes prior.

by cuz. of 'speedy' March 22, 2005

speedy

a girl who walks quickly by you glaring into the floor; someone who you wronged

When I was going downstairs to class speedy ran past me; almost knocked me down.

by Dixon O'Haire July 30, 2008