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Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes
by S[hell]by November 13, 2018
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by doc arizona February 25, 2020
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Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024
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sparkle pony princess is a synonym for the definition of christine in urban dictionary.
by dobbin louis February 5, 2010
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Snarkle Pony

An old jaded Burner usually dressed in the finest of playa fashion but is always sounding grumpy, upset, and plain needs to drink more water.
What's with your campmate Zen? Oh nothing, he's just your typical Snarkle Pony.
by Sovamind September 15, 2011
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Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.
The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.
by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004
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sharklepony

A festival favorite; Much like the sparkle pony?however once you’re lured you quickly realize there’s no sparkle, this type on pony often jumps from supplier to supplier with nothing to offer, whilst also corralling other mates and claiming “polyamory “ is why she can homie hop with no remorse. Claims to be inlove with whoever has the biggest bag. Will talk bad about people close behind their backs, will suck everything from the atmosphere and leave nothing. You will feel bad because they “know no better”

Not a unicorn. Not quite a sparkle pony.
Homie 1, social setting*: “Yo, that chicks a mad sharklepony did you hear how she’s been at so and sos forever and couldn’t even wash a dish, can never find his shit?”

So and sos, homie 2: “Yeah man she did all my shit and then got a ride out with my homie (3) for a lick. I haven’t heard from her in days.

Homie 3, supplier “she did all my dishes on day one, she’s inlove with me, this chicks wack, take her back.”

5 days later after homie 1 & 3 are done

Sharklepony: “I have nowhere to go and don’t feel good and I’m easy and cute, I dont have any money, I have nothing to offer but can you put me up and get me high again? I love you, I’m poly I swear!”

Homie 2: feels bad* cycle repeats. Everyone forgives and forgets (insert Pong theme song*)
by MunchMuch February 18, 2024
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