southpointe academy

hell

smart kid: its southpointe academy- everyone else:you mean hell?

by jamaicanjoe69 October 15, 2019

smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.

Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.

by thatsmithtownkid November 15, 2005

Smithtown High School West

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.

Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.

by nowayever January 30, 2008

Smithtown High School East

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.

SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East

by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015

Southorn

1)The act of disappearing for months on end without valid reason
2)The act of failing to complete one's work in a correct fashion
3)The inability to cease irrelevant speech / waste apparently crucial time rambling on without reason
4)suspiciously convenient memory loss about important issues / things

1)Seria decided to take a Southorn
2)John decided he was going to do a Southorn when marking their work - GCSE students don't want to know ther grades or how to improve them!!
3)Jamie can never stop Southorn-ing
4)Lisa pulled a Southorn when we went to the cinema

by Gala98 February 20, 2008

smithtown

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005

A40 Junction Southbound

A rather painful attack method in which the attacker puts pressure with two fingers onto the armpit of his victim. The harder the force, the more intense the pain.

Yeah, well i can't do stretches because somebody gave me the A40 junction southbound and i now have major cramp

by candygees October 8, 2009