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Southside Serpents

The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.

These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.

The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.

Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
by MelonBed April 26, 2019
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So Southside

an event or thing that is prominent or could be connected stereotypically to the the life of a teenager from the southside of chicago. (Beverly,Mt.Greenwood,Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, etc.)
Bev Kid: Look at that kid from MTG drinking a busch and beating up that black kid.
Bev Kid 2: So southside.
by BevAsFuck June 16, 2011
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Southside Slickback

When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.
Teri: Did you see that girl over there with the Southside Slickback?

Val: No but I could smell her.
by Valma DooDoo August 14, 2011
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southside assraper

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough
Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper
by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018
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Southside Christian School

A school of rich ass kids with an alcohol problem.
I’m Southside Christian School and i need to chill.
by Anon Umis November 17, 2018
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A face full of southside

A phrase phrase used by an aggressor to intimidate a victim.
Yo man... you better shut your mouth or your gona get yourself a face full of southside!
by Dr. Pothier February 18, 2022
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Southside Barbie

arrw fam look at them southside barbie's.
by camelbackarabin December 19, 2011
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