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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
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snakeu

A mis pronunciation of snake after Hobi sunshine shares his traumatic experience holding a snake.
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Snake your buddy

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.
Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!
by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020
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Grub Snake

A name that is commonly used by the popular youtube commentator xcalizorz(Bruce) to describe a penis
Jensen has an augmented metallic grub snake.
by Marcus Junius Brutus October 25, 2011
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snake hours

The window of time in which native snakes are highly active in coastal regions of Australia, wherein an unofficial curfew is implemented to curb the increasing trend of snake bite mortality.

The commonly accepted hours of snake dominance are from 3am to 7am Australian Eastern Standard time, and 3am to 6am during daylight savings in all regions apart from far North Queensland where hours of activity are extended by an hour.
"Hey Tom, are you coming to Nick's birthday on Saturday?"

"Sure, but I'll have to leave early so that I can make it home before snake hours."
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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
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snakeu

a special species of snake that bts' very own hoseok hates
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