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National smell your friends poop sock day

Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”
by SussierTick April 8, 2022
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sock a sole day

Go up to a sole and sock him. January 15th is the official day
Haole 1: Tomorrow is Sock a sole day!!!!!

Haole 2: Yes!!!!
by Scared Haole January 25, 2011
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[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.
Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!
by Jimminee!! October 7, 2010
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International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.
“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”
by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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