by Ryan is god December 16, 2009
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Title: We're Back!
Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)
Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".
Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.
Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)
Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".
Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.
Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
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Get the Socialtainment mug.A Socialtant or social consultant is someone who helps businesses gain a better social footprint through social media marketing and a better presence in channels like Facebook and Twitter.
A Socialtant is someone who consults with big celebrities like Rebecca Black (LMAO) and helps them reach their millions of viewers through Youtube, Facebook, Twitter and so on.
by socialtant April 22, 2011
Get the socialtant mug.Someone who is socially retarded. They may act odd, annoying, believe everyone loves them when infact nobody can stand them, taddle on people cheating on a test, go after people out of their league, don't pluck their eyebrows, dress like they knew what they were doing in the morning, don't do anything with their hair, wear any make-up, and worst of all wear tennis shoes with straight leg jeans.
1. That Social 'Tard is going after MY man. Appearantly she doesn't notice that everyone loves me, not her.
2. McKenna in my Theatre class.
3. Hahahaha, I can tell she's a Social 'Tard just by looking at her.
2. McKenna in my Theatre class.
3. Hahahaha, I can tell she's a Social 'Tard just by looking at her.
by Kaylizzle October 1, 2006
Get the Social 'Tard mug.Sociatard, someone who is socially inept, socially awkward or makes bad social decisions like sharing to much when first dating, a flake - defined by the Haganator
Someone who starts planning a wedding on the first date, moves to quickly in a relationship, makes hasty social decisions. A sociatard could also be described as someone who makes hasty social decisions because they are desperate.
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