Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!
A gay man who every one knows is out yet still has 'issues'. Likes to lurk around the corners of gay bars looking miserable and not making eye contact. The exact opposite of a screaming queen.