Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.
He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
by Gh0st01 November 18, 2009
A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.
Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
by Nick D March 04, 2005
A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.
James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass
James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"
James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".
James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"
James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".
by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010
A Slitherin mother fucker that won't stop hiding among the blades and brush eating four leaf clovers. Usually a total nonfriend loser that is fake and snakey af. Forked tongue lookin no friends motherfucker.
Kristina eating four leaf clovers like a Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.
by Hunterclan April 06, 2016
the term refers to a long rolled out piece of bubble/full melt hash laid inside a joint or blunt. the hash, resembling a thick piece of spaghetti, usually a dark brown or black, is the "snake" in the marijuana "grass"
NOT recommended for novice smokers
NOT recommended for novice smokers
W: "hold on a sec. im rolling the hash out. we gotta put the snake in the grass before we light it up"
J: "the snake. oh god. the snake will get you"
W: "the snake always gets you"
J: "the snake. oh god. the snake will get you"
W: "the snake always gets you"
by my iq is 55 February 14, 2011
Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.
by Solid Mantis June 07, 2019
by Reyn October 20, 2005