wildfire in my sock drawer

There's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean.

"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"

by greedo_shot_first June 3, 2022

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

full as a caterpillars sock drawer

to be full,

multiple, many
crammed

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

by legseleven December 6, 2013

sock drawer

When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.

Those two dudes did a sock drawer!

by rockamysoul April 28, 2013

Sock Drawer tits

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

by laddr44 February 7, 2010

[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.

Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!

by Jimminee!! October 7, 2010

sock drawer

A person and/or animal with mixed blood/ancestry as a result of interracial breeding and/or blood transfusion.

"Yeah, but I didn't intravenous blood fusion with a T-Rex, so it's a sock drawer in there."

Daniella Pineda as Zia Rodriguez in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"

by Otaku4Life83 August 17, 2022