smizzle duty

Smizzle duty is one's obligation to undertake while having a smoke. It usually requires one to be smoking at the time. While smoking, the person should have all their senses tuned for any goings on nearby and should usually only stand guard in one pre-determined area. If something is amiss the person on smizzle duty should proceed to report his or her findings to anyone that cares. If nothing eventful happens, the person on smizzle duty should make a summarised report to no-one in paticualar, though this is optional.

Person 1: "Let's go out for smizzle duty"
Person 2: "Nigga whaaat?"

by Todd Burnquist August 15, 2004

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Smizzled

Combination of drunk and high.

John was so smizzled last night.

by ss<3 July 15, 2014

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Smizzle

To engage in a collision of any domestic part, eg. hand, and a foreign object.

Chris smizzled Felix.
I smizzled your fat sister.

by The Skillet February 7, 2010

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snizzile

Vigina that looks beat up, over used, and/or very ugly looking.

When bill saw his new girlfriend naked for the first time, he was surprised find that she had sizzile.

Laura was afraid to sleep with her boyfriend beause of her snizzile.

by bville dog January 18, 2008

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