skitz

word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.

mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”

by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

Shitzkrieg

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.

Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.

by AKitts June 30, 2016

deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.

Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.

by flyingdog August 9, 2009

smit

smit is a name of a boy... which means "perfectionist". Some of the qualities of boys of this name are that they are very attractive and also intelligent. They are very friendly and kind. Overall, they are sensitive and lovable people with most amazing minds who are very rarely found.

"Joe wanted to be smit"

"Girls loves Smit"

by Showman282 December 9, 2012

pom-a-shitz

A dog that is Pomerania and Shih Tzu mixed

Oh your dog is so cute what type of breed is he?

Oh she’s a Pom-a-shitz

by ashane June 10, 2018

Shitzkreig

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009