smilf

Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..

by None YaBizness May 07, 2003

SMILF

Stepmom id like to fuck

Dude I know your dad got remarried but she’s a total SMILF!

by Smoove904 June 26, 2021

SMILF

SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.

"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."

Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"

by Froshy February 04, 2010

Smilf

Much like milf, its smilf.

Step
Mum/Mom
I'd
Like to
F***

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
or
Angelina Jolie is a Smilf

by kitkatkaathy August 13, 2010

Smilf

Single moms I wanna fuck or Single moms in late forties/fifties.

Smilf is a hot mom that is single w/kids. Also a hot woman in her 40's/50's.

by Breejock September 16, 2007

smilf

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*

by masta jay March 10, 2009

smilf

Senior Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."

by BrendanBien March 31, 2008