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smes kids

kids that usually go to pius or marist. the girls are usually extremely fucking hot, while the guys are usually really gay. this whole school is addicted to juuls.
That girl is so hot, she must be apart of the smes kids
by hagsuck8874 December 11, 2018
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SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.
Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.
by ggnorethx October 22, 2018
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smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
John was a right twat, a total smess infact.
by Red Eye September 20, 2003
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SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.
Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.
by ggnorethx October 22, 2018
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smest

The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.
Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.
by mark from houston December 9, 2008
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smessay

a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.
The following is an actual smessay:

"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007
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smeshko

Bulgarian slang. A person who is making you laugh just when you see him.You may name s.o. a "smeshko" just because he is funny-looking or because he has insulted you in some way and you want to answer appropriately.A not very insultive word, more like poking fun.
Goliam si smeshko obache! / You're one hell of a ... .
Mahai se ot tuka be, smeshko. / Get out of here, you ... .
by bilqreto May 24, 2006
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