shmungus

Tal mushroom man

Oh that shmungus is walking

by Lottie lill March 6, 2023

Schmungus

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

susmungus

A big chungus who is acting sus

Damn that fat fucker is so susmungus for touching those kids

by CommanderJeff February 21, 2021

shmunguss

shmunguss has the definition of an asian guy only being attracted to black oompa loompas.

what is that shmunguss doing to that black oompa loompa!?

by Peter J. griffin April 11, 2023

Schmungus

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing

‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’

by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023

Schmungus

a slang word originating from Utah, schmungus is a sort of catch-all term for anything unusual.

"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."

"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."

by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023

schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023