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Worcester Smarties

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.
I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.
by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008
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smarties

Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
by Boylio November 16, 2005
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Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.
Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?
by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009
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scanties

Particularly arousing underpants; i.e. thongs, g-strings, etc..

scandalous + panties = scanties
My girlfriend left her scanties hanging on my desk lamp.
by LeadOfHettuce August 12, 2005
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Shanties

Shanties:

n. Article of clothing short enough to be mistaken as panties, but worn as shorts.
Guy 1: You see that chick in the shanties?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she looks fine.
by Boom Dizzle January 12, 2011
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spanties

i was about to fuck her but she had spanties!
by phantom juggalo February 2, 2009
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Swanties

Sweaty panties. Usually post workout or on a hot day.
This hot yoga class gives me swanties.

It’s so hot out I could feel the sweat running down my ass crack to the gusset of my swanties.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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