The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.
The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
by bootanger October 25, 2006
This is another name for sizzurp, or codeine/promethazine syrup. The use of this concoction originates from the big H, Houston, Texas. It will have you feelin' fine.
by SecretApothecary February 23, 2012
anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.
He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.
Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.
He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.
He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.
Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.
He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.
That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.
by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 06, 2020
When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.
by ohmylanta! May 25, 2009
a casual reply to the greeting "what's happenin'" or "what up doe." It's a Detroit way of letting the greeter know that there isn't anything going on at that particular time.
by Eazy313 August 23, 2009
by Everett Ingram June 30, 2004