Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014

Sloth

To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.

“It’s been a tough week at work so I want to spend the weekend slothing”
“I think it’s time you stop watching TV and do something productive. You’ve been slothing all day”
“I think we’ve slothed enough for the day. We should get out and do something”

by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 18, 2019

slothsage

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.

Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chase—nothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2011

Bellagio Slot Machine

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"

One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.

by Malastic April 9, 2013

purple sea sloth

A sloth that is purple, from the sea 🥰💜

Oh it’s a purple sea sloth

by SERPS-Sorrow August 1, 2020

Running Sloth

A character, an ideal, an image, representing an enigma of potential misinterpreted by the idea of slothfulness.

"Did you catch that latest Running Sloth production? It was so good!"

by The Original Running Sloth March 14, 2008