sloice

every insult at once.

Adam: hey man whats up?
Alex: shut up you fucking sloice.

by CrimsonGold February 24, 2014

slowicide

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008

Sloxicated

Combination of the words sleep and intoxicated.

To exhibit behavior similar to alcohol intoxication such as stumbling into walls, screaming for absolutely no reason, grumpiness, singing bawdy showtunes and Christmas songs in mid October, becoming terrified of inanimate objects, increased and decreased appetite at the same time, extreme consumption of caffeinated beverages and snacks with high sugar content, hallucinations, giggling and laughing sporadically, unintentional staring contests, baking lots of pecan pies, and other random acts, brought on by heroically surviving at least 30 straight hours without sleep.
If any alcohol is consumed, it is no longer sloxication, but intoxication.

The only known cure is an immediate dose of collapsing on any horizontal surface (or nearby friend) closing one's eyes, and letting nature take it's dreamy course.
(Side effects of this cure may include dreams of terrifying proportions. Use liberally.)

(Having been awake for 30 hours)
"Dude, I'm super sloxicated."

"I've got a 12 page paper due tomorrow morning. I think I'll sloxicate myself tonight."

"Why is Frankie sleeping on the floor?"
"Don't bother him, he's desloxicating."

Resident Assistants in college dorms are the most susceptible to this affliction after dealing with a complicated situation.

by AStrange May 3, 2008

slogic

(noun) A type of logic alternative that makes sense only if you don't think about it.

Bill: "I think we should go to see this movie something tells me this is going to be Awesome. Ted: "The last 4 were awful" Bill: "I can feel this will be good" Ted: "That sounds like some sound slogic there"

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2011

slobcore

The sweaty fat guy in the Bane t-shirt that always takes hardcore dancing a little too far.

"Oh my god, did you see that fatty flailing his arms around like a retard? Total slobcore."

by shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane July 6, 2005

sobic

The one who comes in first

I've come in first place, now everyone knows I'am sobic

by Ydnaaaa October 15, 2017

slorich

Slut + whore+ bitch= slorich

Wow that girl is a real slorich

by Apersonwhoisright April 9, 2017