Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

by clawkasion July 6, 2005

slizzard

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

slizzard

A state of high intoxication from alcohol.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by FMTeam August 2, 2010

slizzard

a very slutty lizzard

that animal is a slizzard

by casley July 1, 2008

slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 12, 2010

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 30, 2010