Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
by Ch3lsea October 17, 2007
to be intoxicated
by Jenn March 18, 2004
The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.
by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021
When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.
Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!
Im getting hella slizzed tonight!
did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?
Im getting hella slizzed tonight!
did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?
by slizza May 14, 2009
by lovelylemur January 16, 2012
by svrx December 10, 2021