Skulduggery Pleasant

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!

(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.

by ReadItz January 8, 2012

skull stomper

One who is likely to solve conflicts with violence.

Stay away from that guy. He is a skull stomper for a loan shark.

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Skull Trooper Disease

A disease also known as ligma, that is proven to be fatal. The easiest way to treat it is by taking probiotics daily and flicking the bean to lightning mcqueen. If you have skull trooper disease, you may be entitled to financial compensation in the form of v-bucks.

Hey did you hear Bill got Skull Trooper Disease

by Seniór Logical February 4, 2022

Giving skull

The act of giving head so well that it kills the receiver.

"How did jake die?" "I gave him skull" "Damn girl I wish I was good at giving skull"

by NotPeepo November 30, 2022

Skull Blocking

It's when u send some funny meme in #general and someone send a picture below u preventing u from getting ur hard earned skulls

-Wabka: *sends a pic*
-AOT: *sends a pedo joke right after him*
-Wabka: STOP SKULL BLOCKING

by Goku no diffs ur fav verse March 20, 2022

skullcapped

When one gets a headshot with a high caliber weapon in reference to the fact that the victim’s skull would have it’s top blown off.

Aww man, I got skullcapped by that sniper in the bushes

JFK got skullcapped from the Texas Schoolbook Depository

by Grap3Ape August 3, 2020

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011