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skid marks

Shit stains left on the butt area of the underwear.Do to a wet fart,diarrhea,or an incomplete wiping of the butthole after defecation.
The skid marks left on Bob's underwear annoyed Mary who was doing the laundry.
by MmmmdoubleuW May 29, 2015
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skid mark

A fecal stain that is visible on one's undergarments.

Also presents in a less structural (and lesser known) form, typically developed from excessive "dry farting". In this form, the skidmark develops in a larger region, yet its definition is not as clear. Essentially, it is representative of a consistent gaseous pounding of one's underpants over a long period of time, and while fairly rare, is unmistakable. Usually, this effect is understandable to about 1/10th of all humans.
I just ran a red light and blasted a massive skid mark all over my BVD's.
by A. Boyd January 13, 2007
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skid marks

used to describe the brown marks in unwashed tightey whiteys belonging to someone who just couldnt hold it. or, alternatively, they had an all day wedgie.
Dude! Check out those skid marks! Dad must've had Mexican for lunch today.
by zappafreak May 23, 2004
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skid mark

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.
I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.
by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001
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skid marks

1. burnt rubber marks left on tarmac when peeling out with a fast, powerful car
2. poo stains left on underwear when ass is not properly wiped hershey highway
1. That porsche left skid marks on the road.
2. I was taking a shower and noticed skid marks on my underwear.
by Jin Kim April 25, 2003
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Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.
Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.
by earth._.turd January 26, 2017
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SKID MARK

A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?

A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 17, 2011
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