Skankopotamus

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.

That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.

by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016

skankopottamus

The offspring of a hippopotamus and yo sista. Big fuckin skank weighing in excess of 200lbs. Generally found in the presence of skankosauruses and attracted to darker meat.

Guy 1: What is that on the dance floor?
Guy 2: That's a skankopottamus, isn't it huge?

Guy1: Yeah, what is she dancing with? I can only see its eyes and teeth.
Guy 2: Oh that's just a nigger.

by giraffosaurus July 26, 2009

stalkopath

A psychopath in the form of a social media stalker. These people often find the most absurd gossip material regarding their friends and their party mates.

Ahmet: I saw Sarah yesterday, she told me all about your one night stand and her ex and then her ex's ex. You should be careful of what you put on you Snapchat story.

Mehmet: I know dude, Sarah is a total stalkopath.

by tekircan January 3, 2018

Snackopath

A Snackopath is a psychopath for a snack. It’s that person you become when you’re all amped up, after a couple of hits or drinks, and you feel like you might eat your arm off but you just wanna have any snack that salty or sweet. Anything and you’ll stop at nothing to get it.

Jill had a long day of travel and when she got to my house she was a complete snackopath - she ate a whole bag of stale chips dipping them in peanut butter.

by JBH721 December 12, 2019