A very large and
ostentatious motor vehicle given to a skank by her
Sugar Daddy, this vehicle typically dwarfs the skank driving it. Skank tanks are often found parallel-parked three feet from the curb, or seen going through
red lights while the skank is on her phone.
So
I was all, like, "
Excuse me, ****, where I'm from, it's not a skank tank, it's an Escalade, and you're an old, cheated-on ****, ****." So she shoots me! Can you
believe that? You're putting her in jail now, right?