Sizemorphic

1) a software development term used to describe functionality purposely designed to be extraordinarily complex; often characterized by wildly inconsistent/unrepeatable results and an overemphasis on extraneous detail or superfluous information 2) A complex piece of software which generates results that are either irrelevant or could have been obtained by simpler means 3) Anything done with the deliberate intention of perplexing or confusing the reviewer or audience

The sizemorphic application would only allow users to continue if the following conditions were met:
1. The user had been given the proper security access
2. A valid insurance policy number had been entered
3. A blood relative had eaten pineapple within the past two weeks OR yesterday's date ended in a '2'.

by Mister Nom de Guerre April 21, 2008

Sizemoring

To get arrested for both domestic violence and possession of methamphetamine. but doesn't have to be at the same time.

man im sizemoring, i just got out after beating my whore of a girlfriend and they bust me with meth.

by smashedwindshield January 28, 2010

sizemometer

A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.

Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.

by QuacksO June 8, 2023