simka

Dirty old lady

That old Simka uses three dildos

by Rembach March 2, 2018

Siomai Rice

Its a thing that's been going on the internet lately...Im not sure where it came from...but its certainly delicious I can say.

"Siomai Rice, Siomai Rice, Sioma-" "sHUT UP WITH THE SIOMAI RICE ALREADY!!1!!!"

by Janila.Alaine December 20, 2018

simkaka

girl of an indian nature with thick black, greasy oiled hair normally in two french plaits. She wears thick rimmed glasses and you will normally find one hanging round the local gol gupay shop in west punjab or julander. Her actions : sniffing her finger and shouting out "MAHAAA!"

"ewwwww what the hell is that?! Oh, its just a simkaka!"

by jo April 25, 2005

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012

Siomha

the true definition of slutty, to call one a siomha is to denote them as the scum of the earth.

guy 1. hey man see her? she looks hot!
guy 2. ah no man she's a total siomha!

by boobjockey May 14, 2012

SIOMHA

Someone is on my head again.

Ohh look at these frog components,*drops frog juice* oh no whats this on my head??? Ohh SIOMHA! Now i know what it is. Thank you (:

by Pissingshit July 26, 2010

Simkatt

simkat is a man who will fuck any girl alive, but he mainly goes for the ugliest and nastiest girls.

man 1: Did you see the girl that Matt woke up with this morning?
man 2: Ya man I saw her was he even drunk last night?
Man 1: haha no that dude stays simkattin.

by lalaland3 May 19, 2011