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Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
by misosoupaddict September 15, 2006
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single-awareness day

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.
by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009
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The Scrutinization of Single People Day

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.
by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006
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Single Awarness Day

a day more commonly known as Valentine's Day, but for those who are single, it goes by the name of Single Awarness Day. If you notice, the initials of this day is S.A.D.
Mary-"Hey Happy Valentine's Day!"
Fred-"You mean Single Awarness Day."
by volleyballer_82 February 14, 2008
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Single Pringle day

Single Pringle day is when all the single people come together and remorse about the people that they liked that clearly don’t like them even though they are amazing. Basically exposing the idiots and forever alones. And giving hope to someone.
Single Pringle day is the most depressing day of the year because I relate way too much
by Forever.ALONE.human November 5, 2019
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Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life
Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.
by Teen shizz August 30, 2019
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National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day
"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"
by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022
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