Richard Simpkin

A male residing in Bath, UK who loves AFI and Lara (and Stani.. but not in a gay way)

Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then

by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004

Richard Simpkin

My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.

P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things

by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004

Anthony Simpkin

Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.

Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!

by syanick October 28, 2006

richard simpkin

All around crazed AFI (and Tool, and HIM, and Type O Negative... but erm... mostly AFI) fan, a guy I talk to everyday but have only met once... and an Anime Vending Machine.

Theres a random guy in black shouting "woo Cradle Of Filth!" to random guys in hoodies outside The Link. Oh... its Rich. Explains alot.

by Joanna Powell January 11, 2004

richard simpkin

verb. to eat a chicken bone and a granola bar at the same time, whilst shouting 'yum yum' 'chew chew chewy' and 'tell all your friends'

YUM YUM granola bar CHEW CHEW CHEWY YUM YUM chicken bone TELL ALL UR FRENDS!

by Tom Staniforth April 14, 2004

Richard Simpkin

The funniest, deepest person I have ever met. The person I love, adore and cherish.

He laughs therefore I laugh, therefore I love.

by Lara Roberts January 8, 2004

She be simpin

When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.

Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.

A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.

Junior Grimes ©

Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.

tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.

How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

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She be simpin = when a girl simps

by Master Yoshi July 20, 2021